ROBERT CORMACK

             

Career highlights:

Wrote the first rock jingle in Canada (Crystal Lager) in 1981. Focus group stole the beer.


Had my CAF recruitment campaign cancelled because they ran out of trainers (war in Bosnia).


A Globe and Mail bus shelter ad featuring Chilian dictator, Pinochet, was attacked and destroyed by ex-nationalists. Unfortunately, so was the bus shelter.


Had Wayne Gretzky sign my underwear on a shoot. Everyone else had him sign hockey sticks. One guy sold his hockey stick to a cab driver for two hundred dollars. My autograph became a skid mark.